Butter Tee

The Story

It's back, for the first time

Back from the archive and sealed against the forces of time, the Butter Tee is back. As a matter of fact, it has never been for sale before. I've cracked open the sealed container and they're now available to you in a limited supply.

Once they're gone, that's the end.

Ingredients

The legendary Butter tee is printed on a sturdy AL STYLE all-cotton shirt, presented here in what we're calling "Highly Oxygenated Blood Red", and has the classic cotton tee look and feel. Casual buttery elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone's wardrobe, including yours.

Long live Butter.

Details

• Printed in 2008 in Long Beach, California by a friend of Butter.
• My wife, Marlo, has recently and lovingly pre-washed these babies with no-color Tide (consequently the tag is likely wrinkled but is easily removable)
• All-cotton fabric withstands several nasty road rash tricks before failing
• Shipped in thick cardboard tube mailer
• Don't wear it to Target, the employees will be confused

NOTE: Highly-oxygenated blood has the following benefits:

• Restful sleep*
• Reduced stress levels*
• Increased energy*
• Faster wound healing*
• Improved heart functioning*
• Stronger immune system*
• Faster metabolism rates*

* Disclaimer: These are not guaranteed effects of wearing this shirt.

Features:

• Unisex sizing
• Neck and shoulder taping
• Tearaway label
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom seams
• The ribbed collar stretches but returns to shape as expected

Fabrication:

• Thickish, 6oz.
• Preshrunk
• 100% combed USA cotton